Silly, bears, championships are for Bruins

Let's see: It's an even-numbered year, so that's gotta mean a Bruin loss in Berkeley. Might be one of the few remaining, Bear fans, because the Ursa of the South is about to wake-up from it's Dorrelian hibernation. Holy Toledo -- hit it maestro!

Oh yes, they're the great pretenders! -- Oooooh, ooooh,



Pretending that they're doing well,



But when things get tough,



They pretend too much,



And another year the Bears will go down!



Go Bruins! BEAT THOSE BEARS!